50 and fabulous, but not ghetto fabulous!

As I look back on my blog, I realized that I might be "ghetto". My relationship stories especially. However, on the contrary, I am actually very cultured and often times referred to as classy. So in honor of my moms 50th birthday, which by the way was celebrated in a most classy fashion, at an ultra classy venue, I am going to list the top 50 reasons that I am not as ghetto as my life is.

1) I am in college and not a community one.
2) I am not on section 8 or A.(see I don’t even know the term)
3) I can tell Vietnamese people from Chinese, from Korean,etc.
4) I don’t have a “Big Ma” in my family.
5) I don’t use a lot of unnecessary hand motions when I talk.
6) I don't drive a Cavalier or a Sunfire
7) I don't have acrylic finger nails.
8) I don't have any children. Nor have I ever been pregnant.
9) I don't have any play cousins.
10) I don't have any tattoos on my neck.
11) I don't own any fake bling, including teeth.
12) I don't smack when I talk or eat.
13) I follow current events, entertainment and news, closely.
14) I got a 27 on the ACT, Not 2good but that was the first try, 0 preparation
15) I have good credit
16) I have no half, step, or illegitimate siblings.
17) I own reliable transportation that I am not embarrassed to drive.
18) I just found out that WIC wasn’t a brand of baby milk, last year.
19) I just learned that its possible to cook Ramen noodles in the microwave
20) I know that the best dressed celebrity is Jessica Simpson.
21) I know, but despise, proper English
22) I lived in downtown LA, and interned on the CBS lot
23) I love authentic Mexican and Chinese and even Italian food.
24) I love fine art. I frequent Art museums and other exhibits.
25) I love soul music, especially when it’s conscious.
26) I moved out on my own, by choice with purpose, at 18.
27) I paid $130 for front row seats to the Lion King
28) I vote.
29) I wanna date a skateboarder (Preferably Pharrell)
30) I went to a private university in downtown Chicago
31) I’m CPR and First Responder certified
32) I’m related to doctors, lawyers, CEO’s, millionaires.
33) I’ve been to Benihanas.
34) I’ve been working since I was 15.
35) I'm in INROADS
36) I'm well written
37) I've been to over 30 states
38) MTV is my life
39) My boyfriend is not in jail. OKAY, OKAY, I don’t have a boyfriend.
40) My favorite movies...
41) My favorite restaurant is P.F. Changs.
42) My hair is really my hair, not because I bought it.
43) My niece’s age is not equal to or greater than mine.
44) My parents are married and were before my birth
45) No ghetto family nick names, scratch that I 4got about DeeDee
46) My longest friendship 16yrs,is with a white girl.Never mind, she’s ghetto
47) The most expensive items in my closets are my business suits.
48) I want a guitar for Christmas, or a boyfriend that plays.
49) 1 of my very best friends is an Iranian who is totally retro.
50) I have a blog.