That's my Bitch!

I’m starving. I can’t decide where I wanna go on my lunch break. I took my dog to the vet today. Found out he’s a she. Her name is still Sage. She doesn’t have fleas. But ughh she has worms. The vet said not to worry cause almost all puppies get it. But I’m sad for her. At least now I can buy all of the pink stuff that I wanted for her when I thought she was a he. But I was tempted to dress him in pink anyway and my excuse was going to be “real men wear pink”. ‘Cause if I am not mistaken 'men' and 'dog' are interchangeable. Speaking of men and their correlation to dogs; Hero. I’ve called him twice since we “hooked up” and no answer or return calls. It really sux cause I have a strong urge to see him now. Both sexually and non-sexually. I got tons of new lingerie with my Victoria’s Secret gift card that I got for Christmas. *Why did a local newspaper put a fucking ugly ass candid in the club picture of me in the party section? Don’t they like need permission for that or something? * But back to Hero. He said he was confused and still had emotions wrapped up in our situation. I wish that we could be friends cause I miss him.