Sorry you gotta squint...

One time I met this man at a club. We went to breakfast afterwards. We did some crazy drunk stuff in the restaurant bathroom/ basement. He called me for like ever afterwards trying to hook up ewww. I saw him the other day at the gas station. He has a bomb-ass car. He filled my tank up and told me not to leave him hanging this time. He always wears really nice clothes. Probably a drug dealer, claimed to be a doctor. Anyway, I never called him and now he’s next to me at the computer lab. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!