That was then, This is NOW!

I am: still crazy, still beautiful, obsessed with my breast, single, in college, working in Aerospace technology, proud of me, hungry, horny, short, perfectly brown, using Beyonce as motivation, actively pursuing a thug that should be intimidated by my life but isn't

I love: T.I., rhyming unnecessarily (like “She’s tall as a wall” or “ I am sore as a whore” or “Short as a dart”), tilapia, my ex-boyfi, Crash, sleeping, And Then What, In Ya’ Face, Lil’ Weebie and Lil’ Boosie, http://www.afrochelle.com, Kanye’s – Diamonds are Forever, Dee-Dee, the new Lindbergh tunnel, Lyfe

I hate: my eyes, this old lady named Miss Pat, Victoria, I Ain’t No Holla Back Girl, LDI, Laurie Ann’s mouth on Making the Band, The new host of Rap City and the set, Fatty Koo, ugly hands, the beauty shop, hearing stories about peoples kids, my sisters husband and his whole family, Pretty Ricky