Its not funny until somebody gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious.

(work in progress)
Random witnessed moments of absolute ignorance ...

The tattoo:
"That's my daughter's name. I did it myself. When I was high. In the mirror. It came out backwards."

Charades:
When the darkest guy says "It's a movie" and somebody yells out "Amistad".

The Icing On the Cake!
Last summer, me and two of my friends went to Sam' s Club. We wanted to buy a birthday cake, have it personalized to say "Hell yeah! You 21!" But, the stupid white lady behind the counter refused to put "Hell" on the cake, because "it's profane". So , we asked for a manger. When he finally came over, we argued about freedom of speech, argued that hell is in the Bible, then we tried to compromise and ask for "H*ll" . The white people still said no. So I said:
"Ok, just write Happy Birthday Jaqanisha"
"What color'
"BLACK"
"Here's your cake"
"Bitch we don't know no Jaqanisha" as we ruined and ran out on the last cake the store had that all the whiteys needed to celebrate St. Patricks day.

Who's yo Daddy?
A boy says to his pregnant girlfriend "Wouldn't it be funny if the baby was born without teeth?" Or..
A baby is born and the DAD says "Un, she looks like a mammal."