Love Tones

I'd love my boyfi to recite like Lorenz Tate in Love Jones, but I settle for Ring Tones. Lately I define my boyfi’s love for me by my assigned cellular melody. For a while, he had R. Kelly and Twista, “So Sexy” as my ringtone. Pretty bizarre. I mean I love to shop (but not downtown), I have my "own car and crib honey". So in some ways it applies. Occasionally, I “like to keep the D up inside” me. But is that all he can think of? And should it be common knowledge? I mean your friends and family should not hear “and this is for the girls who be riding”, right before you answer my calls. Somehow, it is still kinda flattering. Anyway, now I'm some Jadakiss and Mariah Carey song, which I know nothing about. I like Jadakiss but *barfing* not Mariah "sexual overtures" Carey. I guess perception is everything. If I was my boyfriend, I would have “Prototype” as my ringtone for myself. That just got confusing. Oh yeah, and being the semi-stalker that I am, I monitor the ring tones of all of his callers. Particularly the female bit- I mean - friends.