Let Me Update You....

I am: a college graduate, fat again, in a totally sexual relationship with Miami, standing on God’s word, in fraught need of like $1,000, at work, looking for a new job, still in Hero limbo, at some sort of weird peace, out of touch with my world.

I love: Beyonce’s “Let Me Upgrade You”, Miami’s grill, Flavor of Love, this local rap show on paid access TV, Bingo, the new snack wrap at McDonalds, my new Chloe bag, learning, my car, this joke “YO’ MAMA SO SHORT, HER BOSS GOT SUED FOR PAYING HER UNDER THE TABLE”, laughing, that the Cardinals are in the World Series!

I hate: trying to decide on a church home, grits, Melissa, not knowing what to do with my degree, my wardrobe, the anticipation of winter, being without a boyfi for the Christmas season, that my friend who’s life is in shambles tried to preach to me about my life, some of my coworkers, House of Carters.