I'm Bossy

Rihanna’s Unfaithful is one of my favorite songs of all times and has inspired me to be beautiful. I truly admire her look right to the edge of lesbianism. (as much as a straight person can admire a person of the same sex). So she has inspired me to be beautiful. I have been slacking on my workout, mostly because of money but now I am like damn I gotta get back in the gym. Between her and Kelis I am starting to feel way too fat. Like I am fat and I know this. And even though I may give up my left pinky to lose like 60 lbs., I still love myself. I’ve been hanging out kinda often with The Rapper, but I didn’t talk to him today. Now one day without at least talking to him makes me sad. I wonder if I love him. Never mind, I know I do. But I am just not in love with him. But I love the wholeness of his person, he is more complete than Hero and that is making me fall hard. So anyway, according to him, the three things that all REAL WOMEN must know how to do are 1) Cook 2) Braid Hair and 3) Hula Hoop. I am 2 for 3. I cannot do anything with any hair, including my own. But I said to him “That’s what I pay the small people for” and he said “Oh yeah, I forgot, you Bossy!” Damn, a Kelis reference, I really need to get in the gym.